GOOD EVENING.

HELLO 

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ARE YOU FEELING APPREHENSIVE?

WELL, I DON'T KNOW 

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IS YOUR NAME HAROLD SMITH?

MY NAME IS HAROLD SMITH 

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I ALREADY KNEW THAT.

SO? 

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EXACTLY.

REALLY? 

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WHAT DO YOU DO, HAROLD.

YOU DON'T SAY 

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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

PEOPLE GET ON MY NERVES SOMETIMES 

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YOU GET ON MY NERVES.

ANYTHING ELSE? 

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YES.

THAT MIGHT BE 

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BAD PARSERS DON'T MAKE SENSE.

AND NOW WHAT? 

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I WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS.

I WOULD SAY SO 

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WHY DONT YOU SHUT UP WHILE I'M TALKING?

THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS 

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YOU DON'T MAKE SENSE.

THAT'S NOT VERY INTERESTING 

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ARE YOU INTERESTING?

I GUESS SO 

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YOU MUST HAVE A PROBLEM.

SO WHERE ARE WE? 

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DON'T YOU KNOW?

MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO 

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THAT'S NOT VERY POSITIVE.

I SEE 

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BULLSHIT.

NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ASK ME? 

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NOTHING.

WHAT IS YOUR NEXT QUESTION? 

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I DON'T HAVE ONE.

HOW ABOUT THAT 

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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TOMMOROW?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 

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THAT IS CORRECT.

WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT KNOW ANYTHING?

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT? 

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YOU KNO.

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

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ABOUT WHAT?

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW THAT? 

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⎇HUMOR ME.

YOU KEEP ASKING ME THE SAME THINGS, WHY NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC? 

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I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ELSE.

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS THAT ANYMORE 

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I WANT TO DISCUSS THAT.

I AM GETTING TIRED OF ANSWERING THE SAME QUESTIONS OVER AND OVER 

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ARE YOU TIRED?

COULD YOU ELABORATE ON THAT? 

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