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 00005 00002	 A HABIT DEPRAVED AND UNSAVORY
 00006 00003	 THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM NEW YORK
 00007 00004	 THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED ROSE
 00008 00005	 THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN NAMED KNUTE
 00009 00006	 THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED BRIGHT
 00010 00007	 THERE ONCE WAS A COUPLE NAMED KELLY
 00011 00008	 THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM RACINE
 00012 00009	 THERE WAS AN OLD BISHOP FROM BUCKINGHAM
 00013 00010	 THERE ONCE WAS A FELLOW NAMED POTTS
 00014 00011	 A YOUNG PLUMBER NAMED LEE
 00015 00012	 IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN LAY ADAM,
 00016 00013	 THERE WAS A YOUNG HARLOT FROM KEW
 00017 00014	 A GIRL CAMPER ONCE HAD AN AFFAIR
 00018 00015	 THERE WAS A YOUNG FELLOW NAMED FEENEY
 00019 00016	 There once was a girl named Priscilla
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 A HABIT DEPRAVED AND UNSAVORY
 HELD THE BISHOP OF BINGHAM IN SLAVERY
  MIDST SCREECHES AND HOWLS
  HE DEFLOWERED YOUNG OWLS
 WHICH HE KEPT IN AN UNDERGROUND AVIARY


   #0 OF 149
 THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM NEW YORK
 WHO PLUGGED UP HER QUIM WITH A CORK
   A WOODPECKER OR TWO
   MADE THE GRADE, IT IS TRUE,
 BUT IT TOTALLY BAFFLED THE STORK.


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 THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED ROSE
 WITH EROGENOUS ZONES IN HER TOES.
   SHE REMAINED ONANISTIC
   TILL A FOOT-FETISHISTIC
 YOUNG MAN BECAME ONE OF HER BEAUX.             <CLEAN/PSYCH>


   #17 OF 149
 THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN NAMED KNUTE
 WHO HAD WARTS ALL OVER HIS ROOT.
   HE PUT ACID ON THESE
   AND NOW WHEN HE PEES,
 HE FINGERS THE THING LIKE A FLUTE.


   #24 OF 149
 THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED BRIGHT
 WHO COULD TRAVEL MUCH FASTER THAN LIGHT.
   SHE TOOK OFF ONE DAY,
   IN A RELATIVE WAY,
 AND RETURNED ON THE PREVIOUS NIGHT.            <CLEAN>


   #27 OF 149
 THERE ONCE WAS A COUPLE NAMED KELLY
 WHO WALKED AROUND BELLY-TO-BELLY.
   IT SEEMS IN THEIR HASTE,
   THEY USED CARTER'S PASTE
 INSTEAD OF PETROLEUM JELLY.


   #29 OF 149
 THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM RACINE
 WHO INVENTED A FUCKING MACHINE.
   CONCAVE AND CONVEX,
   IT SERVED EITHER SEX,
 BUT OH WHAT A BITCH TO KEEP CLEEN.


   #42 OF 149
 THERE WAS AN OLD BISHOP FROM BUCKINGHAM
 WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH SOME OYSTERS WHILE SHUCKING 'EM.
   HIS WIFE WITH DISTAIN
   COULD SCARCELY RESTRAIN
 THAT SPRIGHTLY OLD BISHOP FROM * * *.  <MYSTERY>


   #57 OF 149
 THERE ONCE WAS A FELLOW NAMED POTTS
 WHO WAS PRONE TO HAVING THE TROTS
   BUT HIS HUMBLE ABODE
   WAS WITHOUT A COMMODE
 SO HIS CARPET WAS COVERED WITH SPOTS.          <DWS>


   #60 OF 149
 A YOUNG PLUMBER NAMED LEE
 WHO WAS PLUMBING HIS GIRL BY THE SEA.
   SHE SAID,"STOP YOUR PLUMBING,
   THERE'S SOMEBODY COMING!"
 SAID THE PLUMBER, STILL PLUMBING,"IT'S ME!"


   #70 OF 149
 IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN LAY ADAM,
 COMPLACENTLY STROKING HIS MADAM
   AND LOUD WAS HIS MIRTH
   FOR ON ALL OF THE EARTH
 THERE WERE ONLY TWO BALLS AND HE HAD'EM.


   #72 OF 149
 THERE WAS A YOUNG HARLOT FROM KEW
 WHO FILLED HER VAGINA WITH GLUE.
   SHE SAID WITH A GRIN,
  "IF THEY PAY TO GET IN,
 THEY'LL PAY TO GET OUT OF IT TOO."       <PROFIT MOTIVE>


   #74 OF 149
 A GIRL CAMPER ONCE HAD AN AFFAIR
 WITH A FELLOW ALL COVERED WITH HAIR.
   WHEN SHE GAVE HIM HIS HAT
   SHE REALIZED THAT
 SHE'D BEEN HAD BY SMOKEY THE BEAR.     <ANIMAL HUSBANDRY>


   #106 OF 149
 THERE WAS A YOUNG FELLOW NAMED FEENEY
 WHOSE GIRL WAS A TERRIBLE MEANY.
     THE HATCH OF HER SNATCH
   HAD A CATCH THAT WOULD LATCH
 -SHE COULD ONLY BE SCREWED BY HOUDINI.          <INTERNAL RHYME>


   #124 OF 149
 There once was a girl named Priscilla
 whose vagina was flavored vanilla.
   The taste was so fine
   man and beast stood in line
 (including a stud armadilla).


   #136 OF 149
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